————————————————————————————————————————————–GENERAL OBSERVATIONS:————————————————————————————————————————————–I married a Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.——————————————————————-
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.It’s called a Wedding Cake.——————————————————————-
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.———————————————————-
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.Then God created Man and rested.Then God created Woman.Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.